Obviously it runs in the family.
Like making deals with demons.
And alcoholism.
And dying
(via madamlegolas)
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
(via thechangloriousbastards)
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
(Source: officialtomkirk, via did-i-hjurt-ouou)
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
HOLY FUCK
oh.
i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
(via sayyourprayers-moose)
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
after all he’s very Noble.
Wow, imagine how all that water must have Rose.
(Source: satandidnothingwrong, via tom-fletchers-booty)
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